sabriiel:

annathemarmotqueen:

Misha fucking collins everyone

BOTH OF YOU GO AWAY NOW

(Source: sitkadeer)

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So I heard a comment that gay (and “even” bisexual) men simply cannot play badass roles.

tardis-mind-palace:

castielandhisbluebox:

comic-khan:

unofficialsherlockian:

john-watson-is-sherlocked:

captainamericasbiggestfan:

Well

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I hate

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to disagree

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but I’m afraid

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I have to.

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Wait, why is RDJ in this list?

He says sexuality for him is a grey area, and basically it depends on who you talk to if he’s bisexual or not

same with Misha, i’m guessing?

^no Misha is openly bi

if you’ll excuse me I have to make a few phone calls

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4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

(Source: secretsbest)

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secretlymartinfreeman:

Amanda Seyfried talking about fainting on the set of Les Miserables. (x)

 I love how everyone hates Cosette but we’re all united in our love for Amanda Seyfried

(Source: amandaseyfriedsource)

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simplystiles:

“I’d care if you died.”

Teen Wolf AU: When Derek returns half-dead once again, Stiles thinks it’s about time someone told him he is the only one who doesn’t see how much he means to other people.

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asgardian-angels:

people-should-all-be-onions:

ditch-able-prom-date:

richard-sp8-jr:

deanwinchesterisanangelcondom:

richard-sp8-jr:

did you know that lullabies were originally called lilith-byes and they were sung over babies to make sure that lilith didn’t come and snatch them in the night and eat them

please tell me that you’re joking

nope

whoa

bloODY HELL WHAT

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(Source: markpellegrinoh)

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kirksgreenshirt:

Vulcans kiss with their fingers.

kirksgreenshirt:

Vulcans kiss with their fingers.

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flufflybunnypants:

My Spirk feels are highly illogical and I am emotionally compromised. Send help.

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irelin:

It’s when the Doctor sees Clara jump into his timeline only to save him….  When Sherlock hears John say “I believe in you” despite all the lies….  When Spock understands why Kirk couldn’t let him die, why he’s back for him, that they realize:
The impossible can be possible… 
Caring can be the right thing to do… 
And you can’t choose not to feel…. 
‘cause Not Everything is Logical.

 
Draw a parallelism between your OTPs: done. I’m so sorry, but it’s only THOSE DAMNED HANDS fault. ç_ç #toomuchfeels #WTFI’MDOING #Ilovethemtoomuchdamnit *runs to Tibet*

irelin:

It’s when the Doctor sees Clara jump into his timeline only to save him….  When Sherlock hears John say “I believe in you” despite all the lies….  When Spock understands why Kirk couldn’t let him die, why he’s back for him, that they realize:

The impossible can be possible… 

Caring can be the right thing to do… 

And you can’t choose not to feel….

‘cause Not Everything is Logical.

 

Draw a parallelism between your OTPs: done. I’m so sorry, but it’s only THOSE DAMNED HANDS fault. ç_ç #toomuchfeels #WTFI’MDOING #Ilovethemtoomuchdamnit *runs to Tibet*

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